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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
- (via nope)

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vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

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horrorterrific:

ring-wraiths:

horrorterrific:

(whispers) dwarves are lame pass it on

(screams) elves are lame pass it on

image

(Source: pharika)

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Do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out. Do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother. Do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse. Do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind. Do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings. Do not tell her you love her just to have sex.
- Unknown (via impetrate)

(Source: memoriesrecollected)

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weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

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androsetyler:

(x)
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typewrittenreality:

fartgallery:

i dont want to do anything ever

I have never seen my life so accurately depicted.

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(Source: raeocchipinti)

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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primegifs:

 

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small
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greatwhiteprivilege:

didn’t take long

greatwhiteprivilege:

didn’t take long

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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.