dammit jim im a doctor not a physicist
this blog is a mixture of fandoms, otps, and things i laugh a little too hard at. You have rage quit times
(whispers) dwarves are lame pass it on
(screams) elves are lame pass it on
i dont want to do anything ever
I have never seen my life so accurately depicted.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
When he whips out the d and it’s small
didn’t take long
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.